{"id":2636,"date":"2017-04-21T12:36:11","date_gmt":"2017-04-21T08:36:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funworld.mu\/?p=2636"},"modified":"2017-05-21T18:36:09","modified_gmt":"2017-05-21T14:36:09","slug":"top-7-bowling-excuses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/funworld.mu\/2017\/04\/21\/top-7-bowling-excuses\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 7 bowling excuses"},"content":{"rendered":"

We all know that one friend who\u2019s really bad at bowling and who uses at least one of those ridiculous bowling excuses! Or maybe you are that person \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

– “I got distracted”<\/h4>\n

It probably happened because you were watching that\u00a0hot girl\/guy at the bar. Stop watching cute girls\/guys walking by and focus on your bowling!<\/p>\n

\"damn\"<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

– “I lost my balance”<\/h4>\n

Why not just say that you drank too much beer at the bar. Okay we can’t be too hard on you for\u00a0that one. Keep having fun mate!<\/p>\n

\"cheers\"<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

– “Today is not my day”<\/h4>\n

It’s never your day isn’t it? Some additional bowling sessions are clearly needed to transform this apparent lack of luck into success on the lanes.<\/p>\n

\"bad<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

– “My shoes were untied”<\/h4>\n

So your shoes got untied just when you were about to throw the ball. What a coincidence right? Here’s a tutorial for you:<\/p>\n

\"shoe<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

– “It\u2019s not my fault if the lane is damaged”<\/h4>\n

How dare you criticize our perfect lanes? :O<\/p>\n

\"shocked\"<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

– “I’m wearing the wrong shoe size”<\/h4>\n

How come this never happen when you go shoe shopping?\u00a0Hmm? Your\u00a0argument is not valid.<\/p>\n

\"shoes\"<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

– “My fingers got stuck in the ball”<\/h4>\n

Oh now it’s the ball’s fault? Maybe it should have adjusted to your fingers?<\/p>\n

\"fingers\"<\/p>\n

<\/h4>\n

Bonus<\/h4>\n

Here are some more bowling excuses you probably heard:
\n– “Monn fer par expre rate, mo ti p donn twa enn l\u2019avance la!”
\n– “Mo pa tro en form zordi la – Mo lekip football in gagne bate hier”
\n– “Zot p tro deconcentre mwa!”
\n– “Aio mo lebra!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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